Is there a twist somewhere?

Last night after writing my anger on the Commies out (Will the real Comrade please stand up?), I was lying in bed feeling all smug and content cursing the short-sightedness of our 'leaders' when suddenly, one part of the brain (which wanted to sleep) suddenly made me realize that I might have fallen into a trap? Did I do exactly what they wanted me to do? Feel the way they wanted me to feel?

Let me explain:

What if the UPA planned the whole thing out from the start? The Left would make such a huge ruckus that the real opposition (some party called BJP), would be totally sidelined and rendered in-effective. The opposition would relax watching the in fighting in the UPA and would not put too much opposition to the deal themselves! And just when the deal is to be sealed... the Left will suddenly relax saying that "the congress was able to satisfactorily address our concerns" and back away, hence leaving the opposition with no time to oppose anything and the UPA will sign the deal!

Pretty ingenious eh?!?! I thought it might be a possibility... but then the events of today happened. Our glorious politician's collective egos were hurt by a mis-quote of Mr. Ronen Sen (Indian Ambassador to the U.S.). Parliament was disrupted 4 times in a single day. Everyone from the BJP to the Left joined forces and demanded the prompt lynching of Mr. Sen!

Ms. Sushma Swaraj (BJP) went on to say that the ambassador should be brought back and presented in front of the Parliament to be admonished! Mr. Karat (Left) said that he was not acting like the ambassador of India but rather like the ambassador of Mr. George Bush!

Tsk tsk...

How shameless are our politicians? Corrupt, in-efficient, un-imaginative and totally void of vision, they make a circus out of our Parliament costing the people lakhs of Rupees per adjournment and here they are judging a man who worked hard day and night, to get that deal made in India's favored position!

India's reputation is at stake now... what kind of a nation bargains like hell for a deal... clinches concessions... woos other nations atomic industries for support and then in the end backs out after everyone is worked up for it because its legally elected government is being arm twisted by tunnel visioned allies who just happen to hate the U.S. because Stalin did so too!?!?!

Listen up you fat-assed, parliament disrupting morons.... WE WANT THE DEAL... WE DON'T WANT A MID-TERM ELECTION... WE LIKE MR. SEN BETTER THAN YOU... YOU SUCK... and GROW UP LOSERS!