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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Triumph in the face of absolute stupidity and cheapness!

Well... YES! The govt. not only survived the trust vote but won it in a decisive manner! Yea yea... so there are a million allegations to be made... they bribed... they pressured... and stuff like that... but really... this is Indian Politics we are talking about. How stupid or pretentious do you have to be to say that you didn't already know all this happens all the time anyway!?!

But this is brilliant... now we can finally go ahead with the deal that everyone with an ounce of brain (including almost all of NDA) knows is good for the country. So here is the Roll of Honor... the definitive winners and losers of this most reality-show-like trust vote!

Winner - Prime Minister Manmohan Singh & his UPA Government


He was heckled... he was boo-ed... they even said he is selling out India's national interest to the U.S. but he stood his ground. Mr. Advani... you didn't score any moral victory with your "election speech" during the trust vote... this man did by fighting the odds... taking a chance and moving ahead!

Winner - Samajwadi Party


Once the bitter enemies of the Congress Party, they saw a golden opportunity and grabbed it. What remains to be seen is what personal agenda Amar Singh and Mulayam Singh Yadav will push for now that they have sway in the central government. One can only hope they fare better than the communists.

Winner - The Speaker, Somnath Chatterjee


His party (CPI-M) tried all sorts of arm-twisting measures to prove god-knows-what but he held his ground. Today, they expelled him for having something they don't have at all... Guts!

Winner - BMW or Bahen Mayawati


She dealt a stunning blow when she bought off SP General Secretary Shahid Siddiqui and propped him up in front of the media to claim how the deal was... ahem... anti-muslim and anti-India!

But her true accomplishment is the fact that suddenly... she is on the national stage! And today, she was declared the Prime Ministrial Candidate for the Third Front! AAAARRRGGGGHHHH... Mayawati as PM?!?!?! And the Commies are supporting it... tsk... tsk...


And now... ofcourse... The grand Losers!


Loser - The Left (All Communist Parties of India)


They are probably the biggest losers of this whole scam that they tried to pull off. Losing the trust vote is a good slap on their collective stupid faces. Their argument was that the UPA was not being true to the Common Minimum Program for which the Left was supporting the government and focusing too much on the deal (which by the way, is a secret weapon deployed by the imperialistic Americans to enslave India) and which wasn't part of the CMP anyway! Well... dear comrades... the Common Minimum Program (CMP) is almost 4 years old now! If something new comes up during the 4 years of the government... we should just let it pass by? Saying.. "oh well... lets see... its not in the CMP booklet!" How crazy are you people?!!? Your holy land... the Soviet Union began trailing the west in terms of economic growth and stability from the late 70s because they were stuck up too much on their '5 year plans'. They didn't see anything beyond it. And well.. don't know if you know... but... that country sort of disintegrated!

Loser - BJP and its NDA Allies


So the top NDA leadership gets briefed on the deal a few months ago. Most leaders, including Mr. L.K. Advani say that its good for the country and if need be... they'll support it. Fastforward... July 2008... The left has withdrawn support... they smell a chance... the govt can fall... and all those chairs they had to leave 4 years ago might just get to greet their bums again! Attttaaaaackkk! Mr. Advani forgets all about the deal... he talks about everything he can get his mind to... full spectrum he covers... Arre... if the govt falls tomorrow then the people should know na what he stands for! The fact of the matter is the NDA would have implemented the same deal... very happily... had they been in power. They had started the damn process anyway!

But the nation's interest was not at heart... they yelled... brought a bag full of money... ridiculed the country's Prime Minister and basically showed just how slimy politics actually is. All Mr. Advani wants to do before he dies is become the Prime Minister of this country... and it seems he no longer cares how that happens... by hook or by crook!

Loser - Shahid Siddiqui (Ex General Secretary of the Samajwadi Party)


Well... Mr. Siddiqui, no matter what you say... we know you've been bought... You were claiming at the top of your voice, till the day before your sale, how the deal is good for the country... yea... the media existed 5 days ago too and recorded that as well. And now suddenly "your concience" grew up from somehere? To specifically claim that "muslims hate America and this deal". Two words for you traitor.... FUCK OFF!

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4 Comments:

Blogger Nabila Zehra Zaidi said...

Do you really think, whether in national interest or not, the deal is getting through?

I don't think so....

2:31 AM, September 10, 2008

 
Blogger Ahmer Hasan said...

Um... this post is very old and the situation for the deal is much better now than what it was when I first wrote that.

It has crossed two of the biggest hurdles (The Indian Parliment trust vote and the NSG waiver)... now all that remains is the smaller, but still significant, hurdle of the U.S. Congress. But thought its not a cake walk, its not a problem either.

Bush is committed to wrapping it up before he leaves office... and even if he is not able to.. presently, the campains of both McCain and Obama are saying that they will not reverse it.

So really... I do think it will go through... and rightly so...

Don't tell me you agree with them Leftists!!!! :-o

2:40 AM, September 10, 2008

 
Blogger Nabila Zehra Zaidi said...

Lol... No... I'm just sure its going to remain on hold until the U.S. Gov. changes... Hence, 'I don't think so....' :)

12:44 AM, September 12, 2008

 
Blogger willworkforfood said...

Ahmer, i love the picture of mayawati on your blog.

6:01 PM, June 29, 2009

 

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